Let's get illumanaughty

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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Invincible

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Summary:  Roberta Ross has the best life living with her mother and spending the summer with her best friend, but what happens when a certain someone shows up and flips her life upside down? She’s asked to join a team of incredible people and fight alongside her incredible father, but does she want to?

CHAPTER ONE

Characters: OC + Marvel characters

Warnings: ocean, underwater snorkeling, barracuda & rash

A/N: wow okay first story on here! I’ve tried doing stories before, so I hope this one works out! I’m much better on wattpad, and if you guys are interested in checking it out I can link it in the next chapter (if there will be one). Enjoy :)

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Originally posted by tana-the-dreamchaser


If I could go anywhere in the entire world, anywhere I wanted, I’d stay right where I am. I don’t want to go far for college, I don’t want to move out of state, I want to stay in Key Largo, Florida, my home. I’ve lived here all my life and never see myself leaving. The beach is my second home, my safety; I don't fear anything under the dark blue waters. The unsolved mysteries of the ocean don’t frighten me, it inspires me, motivates me to learn and solve. I imagine being a marine biologist and discovering a new species of fish or crustacean. Of course, I couldn’t do it alone.
      “What are we looking for today, Captain?" Ollie shouts from the steering wheel. I turn around from the bow of the boat, letting the wind fling my brown hair over my shoulders. The wind was casting Ollie’s long brown hair behind him. My hair was longer than his shoulder-touching curls, but his was brighter thanks to spending numerous days in the sun. His smile was wide with lines and perfect white teeth. His eyes were darker than the ocean, a nice pristine dark blue almost laced with black. 
      I smile and turn my head out to the big blue ocean, letting the choppy sound of the engine fill my ears and the small spray o ocean hit my cheeks. 
      "Out there,” I call back to him, pointing to dark rocks that just peak out from the waves.
      “Great choice, Cap,” Ollie shouts. The boat lightly swerves to the left, and soon we are a yard or so from the rocks.
      Ollie cuts the engine and emerges from the steering wheel.
      “Can’t get too close now,”
      I laugh, “Defiantly, learned that the hard way,”
      “You’d think the current isn’t strong enough to haul a boat away,” he shrugs and smiles.
      “I thought you meant the boat hitting the rocks,” I say as I squat in front of the white cushioned seats that double as a chest.
      “That too, thank God for O'Malley boat repairs!” he exclaims.
      “Stop sponsoring you grandpa’s business,” I giggle as I toss him a snorkel mask. 

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“ I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.
Every time someone Reblogs...
tr-ibal

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

xanush

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

pathetic-bae

Please reblog

chlosf

I’ve never reblogged something faster

hexagonaldolans

Everyone deserves the right to clean water.


Everyone

aliaitee

HECCCC YEAH BABEY

flusteredpolecat

doing it again (psst, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @thebootydiaries @thehugwizard @glumshoe @writing-prompt-s @one-time-i-dreamt) hecc your blog theme, reblog this and save lives

thehugwizard

REBLOG!!!!!!¡!!!

goredard

Pls guys…

im-a-goat-in-disguise

why does this only have 1.4 million reblogs? that’s only, like, 14 million cents

official-lucifers-child

“only 14 million cents” 14 million cents is still 14,000,000 cents which is still 140,000 dollars which is a fuckton more than nothing

but also how about everyone who can: donate some money to a good charity or cause?

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onyxheartache

I am relatively young but in final stage renal failure. I have a higher chance of survival IF I can recieve proper medical care AND LIVING ASSISTANCE in a different state. Get me OUT of Mississippi. 8/29/18

The long post w the good explanation is being shared but not inspiring much help. So, I simplified it.

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My illness is straight up fatal. Not gonna beat around thatBush, anymore. I seem desperate for help because I AM desperate for help.

My nephrologist has seen enough improvement in my kidney function, lately, to believe someone my age (early 30s) might have a longer life WITH PROPER AND FREQUENT MEDICAL ATTENTION. Sadly, that just isn’t an option where I live.

Please, if you can help me with moving expenses (even just a couple of bucks) I would be grateful. I’m sinking fast in Mississippi and now my doctors are giving me too much hope to ignore. I wanna get out of this situation and I’m working my fatigued, brain-foggy ass off to make it out of here.

If I can undo the damage my heart failure caused to the rest of my body, I want to. I don’t want to spend another month KNOWING what I should be eating, what medicines I should be taking, what tests and treatments I should be getting… and receiving almost none of it because Mississippi lawmakers think people like me have somehow earned slow, painful deaths.

onyxheartache

11/12/18 - Though this has been shared a lot it hasn’t gotten any donations in a while. I’m struggling to get enough food. Since I was in the hospital since this past Thursday, I haven’t been able to find a job, yet. If I’d found a retail job this hospitalization probably would have gotten me fired. I’m not sure what to do while I wait for an answer from SSI

onyxheartache

8/5/19 - Right now, a lot of basic needs are being covered by friends. I’ve gone full, no-contact with my family. My stress and anxiety has been more manageable now that I’m around people that don’t seem pissed off that I’m sick.

If you have anything extra, my main problem, now, is that all the bills I have like doctors I saw before I got insurance ($386) & MY PHONE ($477) are behind.

I am working on bankruptcy since I haven’t been able to work in a year, can’t get an answer on disability. Honestly, Trump’s America is gearing up for some international fuckery instead & won’t be sad about my poor, queer, disabled death. I know more people, right now, that are getting cut off than put on.

If you’ve got any bucks to spare, please help me alleviate some of the pressure on my friends. None is us are rich. Help me pay a bill or cover my food for a week.

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Originally posted by silk-yyy

onyxheartache

Seriously

I broke my phone. Help

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enraged-chihuahua

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

justarandomgreenie

✌️💀

Seems about right

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🌷👍

Idk what that means but mkay

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🐉🌌

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😈🏳️‍🌈

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❤️🗝

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💛❤️

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👍💭

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😔👊

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🌻🍭

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👁️♑

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👏👅

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Piano Pig

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Its Nine O’ Moon On A Sandy Day

Regular Crowd Shuffles In

There’s An Old Ape Sittin Next To Me

Making Louvre To His Potions And Gin

He Says Boar Can You Play Me A Melody

Im Nort Really Shore How It Goes

But Its Sad And Its Sweet And I Gnew It Gomplete

When I Bought A Younger Boar’s Snows

Sing Us A Song Yore The Piano Pig

Sing Us A Song To’Night

Well Wore All In A Mood For A Melody

And You’ve Got A Strong Iron Hide

Gerold At The Hole Is A Friend Of Mine

He Gets Me My Sand For Free

And He’s Quick With A Joke

Or A Bomb Full Of Smoke

But Thore’s Some Place That He’d Rother Be

He Sais Boar I Believe This Is Killing Me

As The Smile Ran Away From His Snout

Well Im Shore That I Could Be A Rapper Star

If To Venice I Could Get Out

Now Frog Is A Salty Sand Novelist

Who Always Has Hidden A Knives

And He’s Talking With Seymour

Who Dorn’t Want To Hear More

And Never Will In All His Lives

And The Tapirs Are Practicing Politics

As The Monkey Boys Slowly Get Stoned

Yes Theyre Selling A Good They Call Lonliness

Well It’s Better Than Vending Alone

Sing Us A Song Yore The Piano Pig

Sing Us A Song To’Night

Well Wore All In A Mood For A Melody

And You’ve Got A Strong Iron Hide

It’s A Bretty Good Crowd For A Sandy Day

And The Fleshrat Hive Gives Me A Smile

Gauze They Gnow It’s Me Theyve Been Goming To See

To Forget About Sand For A While

And The Piano Sounds Like A Carnival

And The Microphone’s Shaped Like A Sphere

And They Sit At The Bar And Put Sand In My Jar And Say Boy Whart Are You Doing Here

Sing Us A Song Yore The Piano Pig

Sing Us A Song To’Night

Well Wore All In A Mood For A Melody

And You’ve Got A Strong Iron Hide

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gaymrl

i don’t care about fictional character drama. if you like a steven’s universe character who did something wrong once, fine. if u like any of the asshole double-crossing nintendo jesters, cool. i don’t even care if u like that smiley lady from the emoji movie. but know this: if u stan buck cluck from chicken little, i hate you with every once of every fiber of my very bring and my living force will carry on in spite of you.

yanderesmithers

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